Cheesy And Funny Doctor And Nurse Pick Up Lines Collection

Nurse Pick Up Lines-

A pick up line is a conversation builder., where two strangers can actually get along for a date. People who have develop their liking for the other person, often come up with pick up lines and try to impress the other person.

So, here are a few pick up lines from the people who are working in the hospitals.
These pick up lines are from a patient to the nurse or in some cases these are from the nurses to the patients. These pick up lines are kinda cheesy, but they have indeed turned out to be the best pick up lines in he most weakest part of their life, where they are dealing through heir unhealthiness and also having their engaging interest towards the other person, who is said to be a stranger.

These are some of the pick up lines which are used and these are considered to be the most common ones which are used.

Cheesy Pick up Lines for Nurses-

I don’t want an apple a day, because I don’t want you to go away.

  1. Does your left eye hurt, because you have been looking right all day.
  2. I wish I was your coronary artery, so that I could be wrapped around your heart.
  3. Are you my appendix.? Because I don’t understand how you work, but this feeling in my stomach makes me to take you out.
  4. Patient- Have you heard what my Heart was saying?
    Nurse- yes, counted it.
    Patient- so, how many times did it say your name?
  5. I wish the nurse who was here from the previous shift heard it along with the pauses, he just made me to catch his gasping breath.
  6. You must be the one for me, since my selectively permeable membrane let you through.
  7. Look ! I’m dying here, If you want me to survive. Please go out with me.
  8. Please don’t be too sweet, i may get Diabetes.
  9. Did you hear that, even my heart mummers, ‘I Love You’.
  10. Patient- Have we met before?
    Nurse- NO!
    Patient- Ithink we had studied in the same class, we had Chemistry.
  11. Nurse- please give me your hand.
    Patient- I will wholeheartedly give my hands to you forever, my love.
  12. Are you lost Ma’am? Because Heaven is too long from here.
  13. I am hemophilic for you, because you paint ,my town red.
  14. Oh! Look, a beautiful Angel. I never knew that I would be in Heaven soon.
  15. Did you damage my cerebellum? Because i have been falling all over the place for you.
  16. Patient- Do you like Kids?
    Nurse- Of COURSE I do.
    Patient- Great! I have a daughter who needs a Mom.
  17. Do you have an inhaler, You took my breath away.
  18. Do you have a band-aid, because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
  19. Patient- Can I donate my organ?
    Nurse-  Yes you can!
    Patient- Great ! I would like to give my heart to You.
  20. Do you have my other lung? Because i have been Lung-ing for You.

Cheeky And Funny Pickup Lines For Doctors

  1. Patient- You should also get your Temperature to check..
    Nurse-  But Why?
    Patient- Because You look Hot.
  2. You make my Dopamine levels all silly
  3. Is is just my olfactory or do you really smell so good?
  4. Are you ‘Broca’s Aphasia’? Because you leave me speechless.
  5. I’m not an organ donor, But i would like give my heart to You.
  6. You breathe Oxygen? We have so much in common.
  7. Can you be my proximal?, because i don’t want to distal you.
  8. Blood is red, Cyanosis is blue, I get tachycardia when I think of you.
  9. Can I take your temperature? Because Your looking Hot today
  10. I think you are suffering from the lack of Vitamin ME.
  11. Your calves must be aching, because you have been marching through my mind all day.
  12. I think I’m developing tics, because I just can’t help to wink at you.
  13. Hai, are you conditioned, because you are making me drool.
  14. Excuse me! I think you dropped something, MY JAW.

Funny Pickup Lines For Nurses

  • As someone as good as you at listening to hearts, you certainly aren’t listening to yours to go out with me
  • I can’t wait to come to your office and take down my pants
  • I don’t want an apple a day, because I don’t want you to go away.
  • Don’t fumble the word jumble.
  • Work up that appetite.
  • Major skeletons in his closet.
  • A month in the making.
  • I wish I was your coronary artery, so that I could be wrapped around your heart.
  • Why don’t you listen to your heart and go out with me? (holding stethoscope)
  • When you walked in the door your beauty hit me so hard that I have a priapism from all the trauma.
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